rave rave rave rave rave..

giving muse rave reviews!
11:59

i know it's a bit late but how much am i in love with MUSE!
11:08

ugh, i'm feeling so gross.
i might as well have drunk a whole cup of oil straight up having eaten oyster omelette last night.
that upon the 3 shallow friend soaking-like-icky-oily-sponges-in-oil hashbrowns i've been having for breakfast everyday for the past 2 weeks.

ewwwwwwwwwwww

i feel the oil ooooooooooooooooozing out of my pores. no wonder i'm breaking out.


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

oil.
11:18

Coolies. Alexandra is coming over tonight. YAY!
Lucky her has the honour of being the first friend to ever stayover.. ahem officially that is. Haha. Unofficial visits are so much more fun. HEHE!

She should be arriving around dinner time so mom’s flustered that I didn’t tell her earlier cause tonight was meant to be a simple meal. Hmmm maybe I should call mom and inform her that dinner doesn’t have to be an extravagant affair cause I’ll be bringing her to the Marina Bay area tonight to zou zou (walk walk) then to Newton! Gosh so much Sinagporean delights, I don’t know what I should be stuffing her with.
I reckon at newtown - carrot cake, stingray (tho it impaled her national icon right in the heart), dao hui tho i think you can't get it at this time of the night, rojak consisting only of you tiao and sotong (cuttlefish)

Ok there’s laksa (probably the one at Queenstown), xiao long bao at crystal jade, anymore suggestions?

Anyway, spent bout an hour or two planning her itinerary, shifting through visitsingapore.com for tours, red lantern tour sounds very interesting. Like the name suggests red light district! It’s "a heartlander" tour hahaha reminds me of the Hossan Leong play yesterday however when he was this ah qua/bapok (gay sissy man) exercise trainer named Richard Semens with his mop of curly blonde brown corkscrews, clad in loose electric blue basketball shirt, white shorts and stripy orange and white leg warmers with matching sweatband.
done in a gay voice
when you meet like the fishball noodle seller the "heartlander" which means "smelly" you... shake his hand then look away.
now shake his hand and look away.

you have to watch the play. now i shall do a plug for the show.

go and watch hossan leong's multiple personality disorder currently showing at the drama centre of the national library from today onwards till 10th feb. everyday at 8pm with an extra show at 3pm on weekends. tickets are priced at 20, 35 or 50.

it's super highly recommended if you especially enjoy the works of mr miyagi who wrote the entire show himself, paraodies of celebrities via the songs that made them in/famous all while taking a dig at the singaporean government zealous mission of attracting foreign talent.

here nothing is sacred, it's a fabulous play. very entertaining.
in fact it's my first local play which i'm gonna bring alexandra to as soon as i can fit it in her schedule.

i've veered off topic, but that's not really a surprise when it comes to me so i'll continue later cause i feel like falling asleep right now. good grief it's 5 YAY an hour 15 mins more to go then i can go home!

darn i have to entertain my guest. but i want to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
16:18