oh christmas tree oh christmas tree
we stole the pauline's christmas tree
bring me my bow of burning gold
bring me my arrow of desire
oh christmas tree oh christmas tree
we have the pauline's christmas tree
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oh christmas tree oh christmas tree
we HAD the pauline's christmas tree
22:07

talalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala (done to the irrinnoying tune of happy tree friends!)

TOOT IS GETTING MARRIED TONIGHT! LIKE HOW COOL IS THAT!!
YAY!!! note the difference between my post regarding goat's wedding and toot's wedding!
oh happy day! yay!!!!! i'm so freaking happy for him!!

man never thought this day would come pity i can't go back for the wedding, DAMN YOU ECONOMY AND POLICY!! WORST SUBJECT IN THE KNOWN WORLD!!

yay!! i'll keep you all updaaaaaaaaaaated!

can you all believe it? no? neither can i but i'm so happy for him!!

stupid bugger hasn't even STARTED his wedding vows, hmmm reminds me of.. ME! well the whole AEP bunch of my year where we only started our prep boards on the day it was due.

hahahaha.

good times.
good times indeedy.
13:18

exams suck..




the results suck even more
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'LIES! LIES!! LIES!!! That's all i ever hear from you! You lie when the truth would serve you better!!" Rick screamed at Cindy. He had just returned from retriving a sweater from Cindy's car, where he had found several videotapes on the front seat that he had told him that she had returned days earlier. Rick became enraged. This type of lie from Cindy seemed habitual but Rick's furious outburts had no effect on her behaviour.
Later that night after Rick had cooled down somewhat, Cindy intitate some passionate love making. 'OH RICK! you are SO sexy, so masculine, SO BIG! Oh God, how you turn me on!!" Rick once again forgave Cindy's misdemeanor..

the above illistration demonstrate some of the many paradoxes that characterize the phenomenon of lying. Rick is furious with Cindy when he doens't want her to lie yet he is all to ready to hear her lies (flattery) about his sexual prowess.

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that's taken out from a book about lying. think it was entittled lies lies lies

not so sure but i'll check after my exams so please don't haul my ass to jail for supposed copyright infrigment.

haha but isn't it such a strange example of lying to give, much less use it as the opening for your book, then again with something related to sex, you've got your readers hooked!
maybe when i become an academic i would write a book on lying, since people say my fabrication skills are simply incredible, refer to frey's testimonial on my lying capabilities. the best thing is i come up with such great plausible excuses on the spot.

i'll give you a tip to whet your appetite for my possible publication:

an important aspect of lying well is always to include lots and lots of details.



would i lie to you?

22:27

this entry was meant to be posted on Oct 14 but for some strange reason i saved it instead of posting it, so it's almost a month late but since i spent effort typing it all out, don't want to let it go to waste..

lalala very bored during martin daly's lecturer, ended up drawing quentin blake-esqe giraffeeeeeys the whole lecture!
somehow i had hoped this this insane cognition person would make the most entertaining and amusing of lecturers esp when he usually bursts in midsentence about rabbits - so me right?
so i had such high hopes when i walked into wallace expecting one of the most memorable psyc lectures to date. with a topic like emotions teamed with a potentially kick ass person lecturing us i must say i was left somewhat disappointed. granted that i might have gone in with too high an expectation besides i previously had attended lisa zadro and michael walker's(wwwwwhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hehehehhehehehehe) lectures on emotions so these two being quite possibly the most awesome psyc lecturers ever, might have set a rather high precendent for poor martin daly.
perhaps it was cause he was going through the really dry techincal aspects of emotions, rather than the interesting more social context way that zadro and walker did. no offence even i find caleb owens so so so much more interesting than him! oh goodness what has the world come to????
oh god, i almost died laughing when he did a spin on popular video games such as barbie (????) and grand theft auto, jsut to make his point on sterotypes derived from schemas. utterly hilarious. i think i burst my spleen. but honestly today's caleb owens lectues ranks very very high on my list of best lectures i've attended so far.
ha, ok he was mentioning on how social constructs have influenced perceived sterotypes on different genders - for guys it's obviously grand theft auto, fast cars, killer weapons (hahaha i couldn't help myself), blatant disobediance to the law and violence galore. so he showed us the cover of grand theft auto and i gave a little yelp of joy, recalling what fun it is to use the cheats to upgrade your car to a tank and run over cops. anyhoo, he made grandtheft auto into....

MINOR TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS! good lord it was so amusing. tried finding for that image on google since he googles almost everything for his lectures.

speaking of which, i wanted to show mark the picture of this 70/80s pic of this gay guy who looks like bob from that 70's show but clad in a towel with this sleazy cheesy grin with his hand forming a gun with corny leering wink, teamed with a huge fro.
so i googled gay guy and had tons and tons of obscene gay guys buggering one another or doing very explict stuff to each other or simply posing IN THE BUFF, assaulted my poor visual sensors!!
yelped EEEEEEEPPP! before trying to hastily close the window whilst not looking at the screen which proved rather difficult, mark was laughing so hard at my embarassment.
but it was truly a disturbing site, hmph wonder what had gone through caleb owen's mind when he was googling images of gay guys.

eewwwww.

well to sum it all up, marty daly is gonna get another chance to redeem himself.

oh well, like i always say - never judge clothes when only on the hanger.

so there's always next week to really give me a gauge on what sort of lecturer he'll be.
16:48